Sunday 9 September 2007

Alio is busy...
So am I....

Sunday 15 April 2007

What can I do for you?

Why does this person select me to chat with? My idea about Mars is restricted to the English movie "Mars Attacks". If I believe that the movie is true then it is also true that either my neck has to diverse my remaining body or I have to say good bye to the world.

With a real alien in front what can I do now? My age old jeans which I haven’t washed for months is getting washed now. Sorry the water used tastes salty.

Alio : Why are you pissing man?


Me : Hope it is the last thing that I will be doing on earth.

Alio : Are you scared of me?

Me : I’m scared of your performance in the movie “Mars Attack”

Alio : Cool man..That is a wild idea of you people about us. Do I look like that? You believe in a celluloid film but don’t believe in a bone & flesh standing in front of you?

(Washing over..Coz..I have got drained. Stock out situation!)

Alio: Listen man..I’m harmless I’m just communicating with you like the other people in chat. Only difference is that you can see me in your room. That is because we have technology which you will have in twenty years down the line.

Me: I still couldn’t believe this. What do you want from me?

Alio : Just part of your brain and some DNA’s

Me : What??

Alio : Just kidding man.. As I said earlier, I just want to chat with you and know more about life in earth.

Me : Why me? Why did you select me for this?

Alio : Honestly I don’t know the answer for that. It may be because of my intuition which made me click on your name. That’s it!

Me :I’m still wondering as to where I’m and what am I doing now?

Alio : You know the answer for your first question, the answer for your second question is simple. You are working as a catalyst which is going to shape the revolutionary inter planet communication.

Me : You should contact NASA for that and not Na.Su.

Alio : NASA can talk me technically, but only a person like Na.Su can speak to me as an human. NASA can talk to me about evolution of life, but what we want is just plain life. Answers for three simple questions.
What you do?
Why you do?
How you do?


Who is this Alio???

Encounter with an alien……

This doesn’t happen always……

Even in my thoughts………….

But what if it happens???????

My brain (mind) became pregnant and I had to do an urgent scissoring operation to deliver this blog.

After a regular bad day, I returned in the night to the virtual world of Yahoo chat. Things looked usual until somebody suddenly buzzed me saying “Hello Earth occupant”. What? If I’m in earth then what the hell is he from?

Alio : Hi I’m Alio, your neighbour from Mars.

Me : Ya, nice joke.

Aio : Is my name a joke or my place?

Me : hope you as a whole are a joke.

Alio : Where is this hypocrisy of feeling non-earth humans as a joke
came from?
Me : What are you talking about?

Alio : I’m from Mars and I’m interested in finding more about life
in earth .

Me : I’m not a fool to believe a person suddenly peeping into my
computer who claims himself to be an alien.

Alio : Oh! You want me to peep into your computer, ya fine I’ll just
come to you through my light transmission system……

BUZZ…… A streak of light appeared in my room and a moment later it formed a shape…..A shape which is not new for me…..The same shape which I see in thousands in the metro station. The same shape which are working with me from day to night to keep its life in shape. The same shape which I cover and decorate in front of the mirror. The two legged mammal called Homo sapiens.

Now, it’s a visible proof of something which calls itself an alien standing in front of me. What does it want? Why has it come to me? My mind started ticking faster than a nanosecond timer.

Tick. Tick. Tick. Tick. Tick. Tick. Tick. Tick. Tick. Tick. Tick. Tick. Tick.